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Wednesday 17 March 2010, by The Lord Chamberlain

The Lord Chamberlain grants a licence to the play subject to the following conditions : (i) The corpse is inanimate and not played by an actress. (ii) On page 79 the casket is wiped with a handkerchief. The Lord Chamberlain is particularly anxious that no stain shall appear on the handerchief. The following alterations to the text are required: Page 21 ’Run by a woman who was connected with the Royal Family Act One : one time . ’ For ’Royal Family’ substitute ’ Empire Loyalists ’ . Page 22 ’Under that picture of the Sacred Heart .’ For ’ Sacred Heart’ substitute ’ Infant Samuel ’ . Page 36 ’ While Jesus pointed to his Sacred Heart, you pointed to yours. I never point . It’ s rude ’ must be cut. Page 39 For ’ Consummatum Est’ substitute ’ Kingdom Come ’ . Page 51 For ’ buggery ’ substitute ’ beggary’. Act Two : Page 79 ’ Run by three Pakistanis aged between ten and fifteen. They do it for sweets . Part of their religion . ’ For ’ Pakistanis ’ substitute ’ kids ’ . ’ Part of their religion ’ must be cut. Page 85 For ’fucking’ substitute ’bleeding’.

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